In a move both brave and stunning the drag queen Story Hour crew is doing something brand-new for Christmas, visiting children to teach them about the joys of the holiday as well as to show them that Santa can be any gender he wants. Seen here are Dilapidated Diamond and …
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Boston, MA – a 30-page scholarly study headed by Dr Richard Cranium claims that more than 90% of men who actively wear skinny leg jeans find other men in skinny leg jeans attractive. Dr. (and Professor) Cranium at Harvard’s social psychology department held a study involving 1,000 men ages 18 …
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Minneapolis — Next month, several Minnesota Chick-fil-A’s will be hosting Drag Queen Story Hour, which is being billed as a family-friendly event; and get this they’ve agreed to do it on Sundays but not until after 1 p.m. so everybody gets a chance to go to church! The story hour …
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In a bombshell wikileak, classified emails from the then 2010 POTUS Barack Obama show the president colluding with the Surgeon General to have 37 States pump copious amounts of soy to the inmate population for what experts believe to be an elaborate ploy to control population growth. All this through …
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After an outpouring of demands by the LBGTQ Community for Microsoft to “do more” to promote the LBGTQ agenda, Microsoft has decided to offer its users 3 free months of its premium XBox Live service if they post a profile photo being in drag to their user Avatar for 7 …
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The Hogettes — a group of male Washington Redskins fans who wear women’s dresses and pig snouts to NFL games to cheer on their beloved Redskins are being discriminated against in one of the worst ways imaginable, by being banned from entry to all 32 NFL stadiums in a move …
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LOS ANGELES, CA — A 247-page academic paper released by UCLA’s Department of Medical Sciences has concluded that prolonged recreational marijuana use may result in what researchers are calling “a statistically curious pivot toward homosexual behavior.” The study, led by senior researcher and professor of human physiology Dr. Hans Juergen, …
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Ever since adopting the Pitbull mix named Gaga from the Helping Hounds animal shelter in Providence Rhode Island, Pat and Pat Crump knew there was something terribly off with Gaga’s demeanor. He always seemed anxious. Just not himself. Multiple times we found Mister Gaga trying to nurse our cats kittens, …
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That’s right. Rhonda Payload (formerly known as Michael Stien) is taking a stand for Islam Today. In move both incredibly Brave and stunning Rhonda has decided to fight bigotry and oppression on a whole new level: the sexual level. She tells the Lampoon: Men are driven by one head, the …
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In an episode full of emotion, a teary-eyed Ellen DeGeneres asks one question: “will you save us”? After a long and dramatic pause, which seemed like like an eternity, Michelle quietly responds with a one-word answer – “indubitably“. Ellen and Michael rise hand in hand, and while Michelle only smiles, …
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