Nothing is in stone yet, but Mark Zuckerberg is taking the Corona battle to the final round, by suggesting drastic measures may be met to ensure its users are getting their vaccines when released. In a response to Trump’s daily virus briefings which he so black heartedly dubbed the “China …
Read More »SURPRISE: Deniro’s wife makes appearance at Drag Queen Story Hour – Long Island
Long Island’s Brighton Public Library was at full attendance with a line out the door for the 3rd annual Drag Queen Story Hour. Why? It was heavily rumored that one of the best actors of our generation, Mr. Robert Deniro, would be present. Several “Twerkers for tots” entertainers came out …
Read More »NO WAY: Trump set to pardon Joe Exotic pending new federal investigation
Sometimes all you need to to is ask and you shall receive. But this? Amazing. Netflix’s “Tiger King” Joe Exotic has asked President Trump to pardon him of his conviction for a murder-for-hire plot just days after filing a $94 million lawsuit against former colleagues and several entities within the United States government. “Mr. President, I …
Read More »Don Lemon apologizes for Trump comments: “I am a minority. Which means I cannot be racist. I cannot be bigoted. I cannot be fired.”
CNN host Don Lemon showed terrible colors on Saturday — by mocking Trump supporters, calling them “hillbillies”. It all began on Lemon’s show after he criticized Secretary of State Mike Pompeo. They later described Trump supporters as illiterate “credulous boomer rubes,” which drove Lemon into a laughing fit for some …
Read More »Richard Bachman wanted for questioning by FBI – writings linked to alt right fascists and killers. $20,000 reward
Have you heard of a gentleman named Richard Bachman? Have you seen him? The FBI has recently upgraded him from a person of interest, to wanted for questioning. He was last seen on 11/22/2019 at a democratic nominee convention sporting a “Bernie or bust” shirt while promoting his book Rage. …
Read More »WHAT?! ASPCA caves to BLM, hires Michael Vick as spokesperson
The Tribune has recently spoke with ASPCA and BLM heads to figure out just how the agreement that put one of the most notorious faces in animal cruelty, Michel Vick came to be, as the new face of the ASPCA. The details are shocking,brave and ultimately stunning at the same …
Read More »Study: 93% of men that wear skinny jeans find other men attractive
Boston, MA – a 30-page scholarly study headed by Dr Richard Cranium claims that more than 90% of men who actively wear skinny leg jeans find other men in skinny leg jeans attractive. Dr. (and Professor) Cranium at Harvard’s social psychology department held a study involving 1,000 men ages 18 …
Read More »Disney casting Idris Elba / Zoe Saldana as the next Wolverine (trangender) in 2022 X-men reboot.
Rawwwwr! Watch out Sabertooth there’s a new X-man in town, and she’s not a man, man. That’s right, as confusing as it may sound, Disney is battling for equality in new and exciting ways, and breaking down gender roles in the process. Rumor that had a Young Logan to be …
Read More »Microsoft offering 6 months of Xbox Live for posting a profile photo in drag to promote LBGTQ community
After an outpouring of demands by the LBGTQ Community for Microsoft to “do more” to promote the LBGTQ agenda, Microsoft has decided to offer its users 3 free months of its premium XBox Live service if they post a profile photo being in drag to their user Avatar for 7 …
Read More »CDC shuts down Cardi B concert amid herpes outbreak
NY – after Cardi B’s installation of her new gold grill a particular problem arose, saliva. A lot of saliva. So much spit excretes from cardi B’s mouth when she raps because of her new gold underbite, that the first few rows of fans literally get “sprayed” to the point …
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