AOC and Whoopi Announce Unlikely Plan Washington DC was shaken this week by an unexpected proposal from Representative Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and television personality Whoopi Goldberg. During a joint panel on sustainable living, the pair suggested that Arlington National Cemetery, one of the nation’s most hallowed grounds, should be transformed …

Whoopi Sparks a New Statue Debate Philadelphia has once again found itself at the center of a culture war after actress and daytime talk show host Whoopi Goldberg reportedly suggested that the city replace its iconic Rocky Balboa statue with a monument to George Floyd. During an appearance on her …

The Collab Nobody Asked For, But Liberals Bought Anyway Dr. Squatch has revealed its most unusual collaboration to date: a limited-edition bar soap called Big Grrrl Bubbles, infused with actual droplets of Lizzo’s bathwater. The soap debuted online at $14.99 and sold out in minutes, with thousands of progressives proudly …

The Flaw That Became a Selling Point Since 2017, millions of Nintendo Switch owners have discovered the same oddity. Characters begin to walk on their own. Menus scroll without input. Controllers drift as if possessed. For most companies, this would be called a defect. For Nintendo, it is a feature. …

Nintendo Modernizes Pricing, Not Games Nintendo has announced that Super Mario Odyssey will return on the upcoming Switch 2 at a price of $99.99. The game itself is unchanged, but executives insist that the new price represents an “enhanced value proposition.” “Nintendo has always been about fun,” said spokesperson Haruto …

A Sudden Shift in Branding LEBANON, Tenn. – For decades, Cracker Barrel has built its reputation on Southern comfort food, antique décor, and the promise of a front porch rocking chair. But this week, loyal customers were startled to find those rocking chairs now flanked by towering skeletons, animatronic clowns, …

HOLLYWOOD HILLS — Netflix detonated a holy hand grenade into the culture wars this week by casting Pete Davidson as Jesus in the upcoming dramedy The Chill Messiah. The hoodie-wearing, vape-puffing Messiah will stroll the streets of modern suburbia, turning water into White Claw and delivering sermons in TikTok-friendly bursts. …

Southern Breakfast Turns Unruly as Interracial Couple Arrested at Cracker Barrel The tranquility of a typical Saturday morning at the Shelbyville Cracker Barrel was shattered in spectacular fashion, as the phrase “interracial couple arrested at Cracker Barrel” became more than just a clickbait headline. It became a national flashpoint. The …

Hulk Hogan Racist? The Footage Nobody Wants to Talk About People love to call Hulk Hogan racist. It is the easiest narrative to push if you ignore the facts and just parrot what you read online. For years, social media experts and armchair activists have piled on, pointing fingers, sharing …

CLINTON, NY — After weeks of speculation about the sudden July demolition of Clinton’s beloved town pool, the Clinton Central School District has finally revealed the reason: the area will soon be home to the “Love Is Love Playground,” a state-of-the-art play space for LGBTQ+ kids—and, as officials cautiously clarified, …