BREAKING: The man pictured, Max Cady is wanted and extremely dangerous. He has changed his appearance some since this last known photo. Police have reason to believe that he has since paid a dentist to grind down his teeth. He has grown his hair out to shoulder length and has …

OPINION: King County Sheriff’s office has to start answering. These two deputies seen in this photo have killed at least 50 people in the line of duty behind their badges. Is now the time to talk about the declining mental health state among our police officers? The Lampoon Tribune has …

Strike up the band. 33 year old Pro-Choice champion and activist Darneeka Jones has set a new world record for having her 16th abortion. An aspiring actress and present stay at home pet sitter, Darneeka believes abortion is a god given right and that by having this many abortions she …