We don’t discriminate, says viperlord69420. “We’re not that type of community and we don’t tolerate bigotry. So during the month of June the top 50 clans have committed to shagging your dad instead of your mom after each victory.” Activision spokesperson says that’s all fine and dandy. And for the …
Read More »Biden executive order to ban Tetris from being sold or played in USA – replaced with Dr. mario
Tetris is a puzzle video game created by Soviet software engineer Alexey Pajitnov in 1984. It’s now under fire. While signing the executive order today Biden had this to say: Look Jack, Putin is a war criminal and we don’t play second fiddle to that. Their are not many things …
Read More »To fight Russias anti LGBT stance – Capcom / Marvel make Colossus LGBT
Take that, Putin. Russia is not quiet about their anti-LGBT stance, going so far as to completely remove any and all traces of LBGT from childhood education and learning. So Marvel and Capcom decided to team up yet again and do something about it. Russia is proud of only a …
Read More »Capcom removes Zangief from Street Fighter to aid Ukraine
There have been a lot of large companies doing wonderful things to aid Russia, but Capcom president Kenzo Tsujimoto tells us he is putting the final nail in the coffin by removing Zangief from future, as well as previous installments of the Street Fighter franchise. Capcom president Tsujimoto had this …
Read More »Russian soldier caught biting flesh from comrade after being stationed in Chernobyl Nuclear plant. COD Zombies?
Kyiv and Lviv, Ukraine Russian troops have seized control of the Chernobyl power plant in northern Ukraine, the site of the world’s worst nuclear disaster, and are now showing signs of nuclear poisoning, according to Ukranian officials. Rooskie boots on the ground at Chernobyl and it’s turning into… something else. …
Read More »Microsoft to buy FujiTV – owners of Doki Panic & characters / promises Shy Guy & Birdo game
Microsoft has been buying up a storm and this week they announced the acquisition of Fuji TV. What Nintendo failed to realize is that FujiTV are the original creators and patent holders for the Doki Doki panic engine on the NES. Doki Doki panic introduced Shy Guy, Birdo, Mouser, Wort …
Read More »Fallout 5 Bethesda captain Phil Spencer promises all characters will be non binary and more
Fallout 5 Bethesda captain Phil Spencer promises all characters will be non binary and more! “We must do more” is the chant heard around the world by Phil Spencer. And he promises to do just that. Phil is stating that we can expect every character in the new Fallout 5 …
Read More »Twitch offering new x rated section for it’s cam girls so they can stop “playing stupid games for nerds”
Finally Twitch has listened to It’s streamers. Starting March 1st beta features roll out that offer twitch streamers the ability to turn the camera away from video games, and have it focus 100% on the streamers. Something the cam girls have been begging for, since Twitch started monetizing gameplay for …
Read More »Nintendo sues man for selling his old SNES games in a yard sale
Nintendo sues man for selling his old SNES games in a yard saleA Wisconsin Man by the name of Michael Hansen agreed to pay Nintendo of America almost $1,200 in restitution to settle a Nintendo lawsuit against him over “devaluing thier franchise”.Gary sold his entire Super Nintendo collection, which included …
Read More »Nintendo successfully sues family for 2.3 million over knockoff Halloween costumes
Nintendo successfully sues family for 2.3 million over knockoff Halloween costumes. Oh my. They really did it. Remember that family that got slapped with a cease and desist from Nintendo for Trick or Treating in Nintendo costumes? Well it seems like their luck went from bad to worse when a …
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