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Interracial Couple Arrested at Cracker Barrel After Eating Grits With Chopsticks Sparks Riots

Cracker Barrel Chaos as Riots Erupt Over Interracial Couple Eating Grits With Chopsticks

Southern Breakfast Turns Unruly as Interracial Couple Arrested at Cracker Barrel The tranquility of a typical Saturday morning at the Shelbyville Cracker Barrel was shattered in spectacular fashion, as the phrase “interracial couple arrested at Cracker Barrel” became more than just a clickbait headline. It became a national flashpoint. The …