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Lizzo Partners with Dr. Squatch for Bathwater-Infused Soap—And Fans Are Already Reselling It

August 23, 2025 Culture 🎭 1

The Collab Nobody Asked For, But Liberals Bought Anyway Dr. Squatch has revealed its most unusual collaboration to date: a limited-edition bar soap called Big Grrrl Bubbles, infused with actual droplets of Lizzo’s bathwater. The soap debuted online at $14.99 and sold out in minutes, with thousands of progressives proudly …