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FOX News must hire “unattractive” news personalities: Supreme Court

August 1, 2025 Politics 🏛️ 0

Supreme Court Declares “Beauty Quota” Unconstitutional In a decision that legal analysts are calling “the end of an era” for cable news, the United States Supreme Court ruled 8-0 on Wednesday that FOX News must immediately hire “a statistically representative sample of unattractive women” as news personalities. The majority opinion, …