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RFK Jr. Demands Congressional Inquiry Into Potential Link Between Power Stars and Autism

July 29, 2025 Games & Tech 🎮, Politics 🏛️ 0

Claims iconic Super Mario power-up may contribute to “distorted neurological expectations” in children By Staff | July 28, 2025 | Washington, D.C. U.S. Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has directed a preliminary review into the potential neurological impacts of Power Stars featured in Nintendo’s Super Mario video game …