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UK Government Introduces ‘Wank License’ to Curb Unregulated Viewing of Adult Content

July 31, 2025 Culture 🎭, Politics 🏛️ 0

Thousands face penalties after watching “Busty MILFs 7” without proper documentation By Staff | July 31, 2025 | London, UK The British government has confirmed that more than 14,000 citizens are under investigation for unauthorized wanking following the rollout of the UK’s new Wank Licensing Scheme, a digital regulation program …