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Columbia House Launches Armed Recovery Unit to Collect on 1990s CD Subscriptions

July 15, 2025 Culture 🎭, Entertainment 🎬 0

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — In a surprise early morning raid, Columbia House officials — now operating as a fully deputized recovery agency — apprehended local man Eric Halvorsen, 44, for the non-payment of 13 compact discs ordered between 1992 and 1994. Halvorsen, who had assumed the company “went out of business, …