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Orlando Nursing Home Rocked by Viagra Scandal, Local Detective Poses as Patient

May 31, 2019 Crime 🚔, Culture 🎭 0

Nurse Arrested in Orlando Nursing Home Scandal Orlando, Florida – Authorities have confirmed the arrest of Kimberly Wolcott, a nurse at Shady Acres Nursing Home, after what investigators are calling the largest “senior love ring” bust in modern nursing home history. Wolcott, who had been employed at the facility for …

Man with Alzheimer’s disease dies after receiving 7 free flu vaccinations

May 29, 2019 Health 🩺 0

Bloomington Indiana | The unthinkable happened earlier this month when 83 year old Martin Rutherford died of an adverse reaction caused from this year’s flu vaccine. Martin Rutherford who was in the moderate stages of Alzheimer’s disease was only recently stripped of his right to drive his daughter Melissa Rutherford …