Donald Trump has declared many wars in his political career — on windmills, on toilets that “don’t flush right,” on the English language itself — but today he opened up a brand-new front: Tylenol. In a rambling press conference that had aides Googling “how to walk into the ocean,” Trump …
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump took the stage Tuesday at Mar-a-Lago to unveil what he called “the greatest, classiest, most beautiful trade deal in American history,” proudly revealing a custom-made, life-size statue of Chun-Li, the iconic fighter from Street Fighter, flanked by a pair of velvet ropes and …
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