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NY – after Cardi B’s installation of her new gold grill a particular problem arose, saliva. A lot of saliva. So much spit excretes from cardi B’s mouth when she raps because of her new gold underbite, that the first few rows of fans literally get “sprayed” to the point …

Atlanta Georgia – a seventeen-year-old Make-A-Wish Foundation teenager shocked the foundation by reportedly wishing for a private show from the popular pornographic actress Stormy Daniels, as well as a “happy ending” whatever that may entail. Bryon Singer, who is currently suffering from a life-threatening case of engorged testicles from the …

NATIONAL: according to multiple affiliate reports there have been over a dozen hospital visits as well as 1 death in relation to the internet challenge taking the states by storm — ‘No Nut November’. This internet challenge dares men to stop ejaculating for the entire month of November to raise …

Buffalo NY – police and fire paramedics were dispatched to a Westside Applebee’s late Tuesday night after idle threats became real threats. 31 year old Angie Morales weren’t from suggesting she blow up the bathroom to following through after she spent 45 minutes in the bathroom causing an ungodly “human …

Military personnel are in the spotlight again as the VA health system has denied Army staff sergeant Marcus Alexander his veteran medical and disability benefits. Why? They claim the sergeants gunshot wounds and subsequent complications are pre-existing. According to the military, Sergeant Alexander was shot three times, twice in the …

MA – A Cambridge gender fluid couple were sent to the hospital last night and eventually jailed for a very awkward position where a man had his stead stuck inside of another man during a heated passionate encounter in which the police are calling “an unnatural and lascivious act with …

American Airlines launched a wide range of sedation kits earlier this week in hopes to subdue younger passengers and reduce unwanted horseplay, kicking, screaming and other destructive behavior during the flights. These kits also range for those full-size adults who struggle with behavior issues. The airline company in an official …

Bloomington Indiana | The unthinkable happened earlier this month when 83 year old Martin Rutherford died of an adverse reaction caused from this year’s flu vaccine. Martin Rutherford who was in the moderate stages of Alzheimer’s disease was only recently stripped of his right to drive his daughter Melissa Rutherford …

Arkansas | A Little Rock woman, Peggy O’ Shanty has lost virtually all sight in her left eye after a practical joke goes awry. Peggy, a 27 year-old Little Rock native was sleeping in the back of the families pop up camper when her brother, 27 year old Dennis O’Shanty …

As absurd as it sounds, Trump’s penis has been covered by the mainstream news quite a bit. CNN literally wrote about it here and here among many other media sources. But it came as a shock to read about the presidential phallus in the White House medical exam earlier this …