Crime 🚔

In Upstate New York an Albany man is suing the local all-you-can-eat buffet chain Golden Corral for 1.5 million dollars, citing false advertisement after literally being thrown out of the building for eating over 40 lbs of food. According to patrons and close friends of the Man, 42 year old …

Medina – Saudi Arabia. A 12 year-old woman was left in a 1994 Pontiac Bonneville at a downtown hummus Factory for 8 hours today, resulting in her death. The Saudi Arabian authorities state twelve-year-old old Fetite Hannoush died of heat stroke and Hyperthermia after spending almost nine hours locked in …

More than 30 years ago a scandal that shocked the nation is finally getting some closure as Donald Trump pardoned Jenny Curran from Bedford Womens State Prison today after pressure to reform prison by Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. For those unfamiliar with the story Miss Curan had a shaky …

Do you have a loved one who is incarcerated? Is he a minority? Is he over the age of 45 or under the age of 19? Has he spent five or more years behind bars with no behavioral incidents? If he is a minority who fits one of these stipulations …

Augusta | Governor Kemp is making waves for the pro life movement again today, but not in the traditional sense. Last Tuesday the state witnessed one of the greatest one day abortion records in State history as the Augusta Planned Parenthood preformed a record 13 abortions in one day, only …

Tehran | One of the most famous horses in the movie history, Sea biscuit (real name ‘Two Step Too’) has been stoned to death today for his participation in homosexual acts with another horse considered to be haraam and prohibited by the Qur’ran. The crown price of Iran, Rezs Pahlavi, …

AUGUSTA GEORGIA — The Augusta city pound has to answer questions from the mayor today as to why a pit bull was allowed to exit the shelter and maim more victims only hours before his scheduled lethal injection. Half border collie half pit bull, Mr. Pibbles, made the front page …

BREAKING: The man pictured, Max Cady is wanted and extremely dangerous. He has changed his appearance some since this last known photo. Police have reason to believe that he has since paid a dentist to grind down his teeth. He has grown his hair out to shoulder length and has …

OPINION: King County Sheriff’s office has to start answering. These two deputies seen in this photo have killed at least 50 people in the line of duty behind their badges. Is now the time to talk about the declining mental health state among our police officers? The Lampoon Tribune has …