After a terrible turn of events, a zookeeper at a Brooklyn Zoo is suggesting Park patrons harass two star Penguins. Why? For being homosexual. Mary Lee, the parks top zookeeper has this to say: Atom and Stevie are completely Inseparable and it... Read more
While Kathy west of Hamburg New York pulls her brownies out of the oven we are overwhelmed with cries of pain coming from the second floor of her Posh townhouse, but Kathy’s only concern is the consistency of her brownies which she says is... Read more
A hard pressed ATF is fed up with the rash of the recent boating accidents resulting in loss of firearms across the nation, so they have decided to team up with none other than the legendary film maker and anti 2nd amendment enthusiast James Cam... Read more
In a both bold and stunning political parlay California Governor Gavin Newsom Orders the Cal National Guard To Offer LBGT Merchandise to its members “or else”. Governor Gavin Newsom ordered the States reserved armed forces to immedia... Read more
MA – A Cambridge gender fluid couple were sent to the hospital last night and eventually jailed for a very awkward position where a man had his stead stuck inside of another man during a heated passionate encounter in which the police are... Read more
NJ – A Cape May summer home for a prominent politician was raided early Monday morning from a state and federal strike force as well as the FBI, the state labor commissioner announced yesterday in what they are calling one of the most dist... Read more
Weekend domestic violence sky rockets after the recent Women’s March organized by the ever growing facebook group@womensmarchonwash. The march on Times Square by Saturday’s March For Women’s Rights Protesters sent shock waves over th... Read more
NEW YORK — In what some are calling an absurd move, Schumer calls for Irish, Italian, and Polish to be placed on a Travel Ban that he says is “much overdue”. The Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer teared up today with a beautiful... Read more
NEW YORK – Trump Conglomerate industries announced today an agreement entered for the sale of the much controversial activist group “Black Lives Matter”. “This is big… no, huge” Trump said before driving a 400 yard... Read more
In one of the most anticipated Tesla updates in some time, the latest mode will pit drivers against each other in a survival battle mode. Tesla Inc., owned by Elon Musk, has announced that the latest version of the Tesla autopilot will have the... Read more
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