Microsoft’s Next-Gen Xbox to Feature Pronoun Policing, Self-Destructing Discs, and Weekly DNA Checks
**REDMOND, WA –** In what appears to be the most audacious leap in gaming technology, a recent leak has revealed that Microsoft’s next-generation Xbox will come equipped with features... Read more
In a plot twist that sounds more like a conspiracy theorist’s fever dream than reality, tech mogul and philanthropist Bill Gates has reportedly found a new method to vaccinate the worl... Read more
In an interesting move, Fauci doubles down on the need to vaccinate, and teams up with Bill Gates and the World Health Organization to make things happen a little quicker. On Sean Hannity... Read more
Genius Founder of Google Larry Page is fighting the covid19 virus by brute force, because they really do care. “Sometimes a little push ensures the masses do what’s best for ever... Read more
Twitter head honcho Jack Dorsey means business. In order to ensure public safety he plans on limiting his users to just one tweet a month until they show documented vaccine proof against Cov... Read more
Pay pal CEO Daniel Schulman is stepping in to ensure mandatory Covid19 vaccine schedules are adhered to, by implementing a spending cap of $100 per month for users who fail to vaccinate on t... Read more
Nothing surprises us anymore. In and outlandish move, xbox CEO Phil Spencer is recommending a ban or restriction from the xbox and online gameplay if gamers do not participate in the up-and-... Read more
Nothing is in stone yet, but Mark Zuckerberg is taking the Corona battle to the final round, by suggesting drastic measures may be met to ensure its users are getting their vaccines when rel... Read more
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