In an interesting move, Fauci doubles down on the need to vaccinate, and teams up with Bill Gates and the World Health Organization to make things happen a little quicker. On Sean Hannity’s Fox talk show today Fauci tells listeners:
We need to cure the world. And the only way to do this is through global vaccination. Hydroxychloroquine does not actually do anything. It’s basically a snake oil. Even worse it can kill you. My pharmaceutical backed vaccine scientist have discredited every doctor who treats with it if they claim positive findings, and if they continue mentioning this malaria drug in a positive light they may find themselves out of work, or worse. ***Fauci motions with his finger running across his throat in a typical throat slitting gesture.*** The drug is basically fake news.
Our pharmaceutical representative send us on lavish trips — ahem, I mean business meetings, where we discuss how the vaccines will be safely implemented. The vaccines will need to be reissued every year to combat the next year’s strain of Corona. So I recommend getting the vaccine each and every year, up unless you want to kill your grandma. You don’t want to kill your grandma do you? Of course not, and that is where my duly appointed vaccine enforcement officer Bill Gates comes into play. Can we get bill on the air now?
After a moment of brief technical difficulties Bill Gates was then brought on air where he continued with Dr. Fauci’s message.
As you know every person needs to be vaccinated. And while the Tech giants are going to be doing great things such as restricting users who fail to vaccinate from operating on platforms such as Twitter and Facebook, pharmaceutical CEO’s tell me that’s not enough. As your Chief Vaccine Enforcement Officer we will be ordering every civilian not presently vaccinated against Covid19 to wear a GPS driven ankle bracelet to ensure they only visit essential destinations such as Walmart and McDonald’s.
You will proudly display your vaccine ID in the form of an armband. Folks who fail to follow our guidelines will have to wear this bracelet rather than the super cool armband. Our vaccine scientists do predict that Corona strains will continue for the next 175 years or so, so a new vaccine will be available each and every year for its users. We will look forward to serving everyone. Now lets get back to the unrelated population issues plaguing the world.
Interesting. More on this as it unfolds. Sound off in the comments below.
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Satire or “conspiracy theory” in 2020, actual truth in 2021/2022