In a feat that rivals the endurance of Captain America or the persistence of a Nick Fury recruitment drive, Brie Larson’s self-proclaimed “biggest fan” has seen Marvel’s latest movie an astonishing 123 times. His mission?... Read more
In an astounding revelation that has taken the sports world by storm, it has come to light that the real reason behind Barry Sanders’ abrupt retirement from the NFL in 1998 wasn’t due to a lack of passion for the game, nor dissatisfa... Read more
In a bewildering turn of events, Nintendo, the multinational consumer electronics and video game company, has filed a lawsuit against Mrs. Smith’s third-grade class at Petersboro Elementary School, claiming that their Paper Mario art proje... Read more
In a move that has left parents everywhere either horrified or secretly nodding in understanding, New York State has just passed a controversial law giving women the option to “abort” their children up to three years of age. The law,... Read more
In a plot twist that sounds more like a conspiracy theorist’s fever dream than reality, tech mogul and philanthropist Bill Gates has reportedly found a new method to vaccinate the world: through McDonald’s French fries. The plan invo... Read more
In a groundbreaking (or rather, joystick-shaking) announcement, Rockstar Games, the game studio renowned for its gritty, immersive titles, has declared that it’s setting up an all-transgender development team for its highly anticipated rel... Read more
Jada posted a photo on Instagram on Tuesday (October 17) of 2Pac’s final moments in Las Vegas while riding shotgun with Suge Knight prior to being shot in September 1996 with a cryptic mug shot of Diddy. Smith has been open about living with alo... Read more
We don’t discriminate, says viperlord69420. “We’re not that type of community and we don’t tolerate bigotry. So during the month of June the top 50 clans have committed to shagging your dad instead of your mom after each... Read more
Its only fair states Amazon’s top executive, Ramadong Dashiki, who states this is only a small change, and to expect more. Fans all over the globe are cheering in support, with some fans also claiming that they should be casting Lil’... Read more
Tetris is a puzzle video game created by Soviet software engineer Alexey Pajitnov in 1984. It’s now under fire. While signing the executive order today Biden had this to say: Look Jack, Putin is a war criminal and we don’t play secon... Read more
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