In a surprising deviation from her usual campaign against climate change, environmental activist Greta Thunberg has voiced a new concern: she’s urging women to change their preferences in the bedroom in favor of more eco-friendly options.
In a recent press conference, a visibly upset Thunberg expressed alarm that women are contributing to the planet’s plastic pollution by opting for synthetic toys during their intimate encounters, rather than turning towards the humble cucumber.
“Think of all the plastic that could be saved if we just embraced nature’s gifts,” Thunberg said, holding up a cucumber for emphasis. “These are 100% organic, compostable, and come without a carbon footprint!”
The call-to-action has raised many an eyebrow and prompted giggles across social media, with many questioning Thunberg’s sudden interest in women’s bedroom habits.
“Is this what they mean by ‘going green’?” quipped one Twitter user. Meanwhile, organic farmers across the world are reportedly giddy at the prospect of a potential surge in cucumber sales.
The adult toy industry also responded, with one leading manufacturer playfully remarking, “We appreciate Greta’s concern for the environment, but we’re fairly certain our customers prefer a bit more…technology in their toys. However, we’re always looking for ways to make our products more sustainable.”
Despite the humorous nature of Thunberg’s latest campaign, it’s drawn attention to the significant amount of plastic waste generated by the adult toy industry, sparking conversations about the need for more sustainable options.
As the world navigates the complexity of this new eco-friendly advice, one thing is clear: Greta Thunberg sure knows how to keep us on our toes, or should we say, our cucumbers.
Greta Thunberg Disappointed: “Ladies, Ditch the Plastic Toys, Embrace the Cucumbers!”
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