In a move that has educators, parents, and students doing a double-take, New York State has passed legislation requiring a drag queen in every school. Yes, you read that right – alongside math, science, and history, students can now look forward to a daily dose of sequins and sass.
The law, appropriately named the “Dragucation Act,” was passed in an effort to promote diversity and inclusivity within the state’s education system. “We believe that exposure to a wide range of identities and experiences is crucial for our students’ development,” said the legislation’s sponsor.
The news has elicited a range of reactions, from delight to dismay. “Finally, someone who can teach my kid how to contour,” one parent rejoiced.
Others were less enthusiastic. “I’m all for diversity, but do we really need a drag queen teaching third grade?” asked one concerned parent.
Critics of the law have voiced concerns about its practicality. “There aren’t enough drag queens in the state to fill every school,” one demographic analyst pointed out. “Unless we start a ‘Drag Queen Academy’ or something.”
Meanwhile, the drag community is thrilled about the potential job boom. “Finally, a chance to put my B.A. in Theater and my sequin collection to good use,” said Miss Glitter Bomb, a well-known drag queen in the New York City scene.
Despite the controversy, state officials remain optimistic. “We’re confident that our students will benefit from the presence of these fabulous educators,” one official said.
As schools across the state prepare for the arrival of their resident drag queen, one thing is clear: New York’s education system just got a whole lot more colorful. Whether this will lead to a new generation of open-minded, sequin-wearing, sassy New Yorkers, only time will tell. In the meantime, students can look forward to a school year that promises to be anything but dull.
