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I believe it was the wise monk known as “Slim Shady” who said, “I’m 28, they gon’ take you fore they take me”. Alas, times have changed. Now they are even making uniforms for 12 year olds who’ve f***d a bunch of stranger’s moms. But more importantly, because lack of willing participants, a draft in place for the next War being drummed up by J. Biden. A hero, recently appointed to 4 star… Read more

The Gameboy Mini is about to be released. But they are doing it right this time. No more "Gameboy", which is not very inclusive to other video game players. Reginald Fils-Aimé, Nintendo of America CEO is telling us today that they will be doing more to include the downtrodden and left behind gamers who have no voice or defense. Reginald tells us via phone interview: I will be the knight in the… Read more

Its only fair states Amazon's top executive, Ramadong Dashiki, who states this is only a small change, and to expect more. Fans all over the globe are cheering in support, with some fans also claiming that they should be casting Lil' Wayne as Smeagol "or else". I am just not sure how I feel about casting Little Wayne, but the tree is cool, I guess./p> What are your thoughts?? Read more

LOS ANGELES, CA — A 247-page academic paper released by UCLA’s Department of Medical Sciences has concluded that prolonged recreational marijuana use may result in what researchers are calling “a statistically curious pivot toward homosexual behavior.” The study, led by senior researcher and professor of human physiology Dr. Hans Juergen, began as a routine exploration of the neurological impacts of THC. However, it quickly took what Dr. Juergen described in a press… Read more

Nurse Arrested in Orlando Nursing Home Scandal Orlando, Florida – Authorities have confirmed the arrest of Kimberly Wolcott, a nurse at Shady Acres Nursing Home, after what investigators are calling the largest “senior love ring” bust in modern nursing home history. Wolcott, who had been employed at the facility for over a decade, allegedly distributed prescription drugs, primarily Viagra, under the guise of “therapeutic activity.” Police say she encouraged residents to “explore… Read more