In a move that has left many a jaw-dropped, the Biden administration has announced plans to install a giant statue of George Floyd in the White House front yard. The statue, which is expected to rival the height of the Washington Monument, is al... Read more
In a move that is sure to ruffle some feathers and delight others, the developers of the next Wolverine video game have announced a new feature: LGBTQ+ inclusive side quests. Yes, you heard right. Wolverine will not just be battling villains but... Read more
In a move that has educators, parents, and students doing a double-take, New York State has passed legislation requiring a drag queen in every school. Yes, you read that right – alongside math, science, and history, students can now look forward... Read more
In a scandalous revelation that has left fans and pundits alike wide-eyed and open-mouthed, Seattle Seahawks coach Pete Carroll has revealed his groundbreaking “No Punishment” coaching technique. This radical approach, it appears, al... Read more
In a surprising deviation from her usual campaign against climate change, environmental activist Greta Thunberg has voiced a new concern: she’s urging women to change their preferences in the bedroom in favor of more eco-friendly options.... Read more
In an announcement that has fans clutching their comic books in disbelief, Disney has unveiled plans for an innovative reboot of the X-Men series. The upcoming release will feature an all-transgender superhero team, aptly renamed the “Ex-M... Read more
In a turn of events more surprising than finding a mint-condition copy of “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial” for Atari, the “It’s ma’am” GameStop customer has become the majority shareholder of the very company he o... Read more
In a turn of events that has both the medical community and Italian chefs worldwide saying, “Wait, what?” transgender women have reportedly started using tomato paste to mimic periods. This DIY approach to menstruation has sparked a... Read more
In a move that’s causing double-takes worldwide, Starbucks has announced plans to create locations exclusively for people of color (POC). This unconventional initiative has unexpectedly won praise from Black Lives Matter (BLM), who called it... Read more
In a declaration that has left the gaming community awestruck, legendary video game auteur Hideo Kojima announced his resignation from the world of game development. The reason? He’s been allegedly instructed to design all his female chara... Read more
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