Headline: Trump Indicted After Fumbling Snacks at “Lady Ballers 2” Premiere NEW YORK CITY – In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump was arrested and ind... Read more
In a shocking turn of events, a progressive elementary school teacher was left reeling after half of her students decided to detransition over the Christmas vacation. Ms. Willow Evergreen, a... Read more
In a move that’s left onlookers equally baffled and bedazzled, the White House has unveiled its latest addition to the South Lawn: a 24-karat gold statue of George Floyd. The monument,... Read more
In a twist that is sure to leave audiences speeding down memory lane with a raised eyebrow, HBO has announced a reboot of the classic 80s TV show, “Dukes of Hazzard”. The twist?... Read more
In a move that has left many a jaw-dropped, the Biden administration has announced plans to install a giant statue of George Floyd in the White House front yard. The statue, which is expecte... Read more
In a surprising deviation from her usual campaign against climate change, environmental activist Greta Thunberg has voiced a new concern: she’s urging women to change their preferences... Read more
In a turn of events more surprising than finding a mint-condition copy of “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial” for Atari, the “It’s ma’am” GameStop customer has b... Read more
In a move that’s causing double-takes worldwide, Starbucks has announced plans to create locations exclusively for people of color (POC). This unconventional initiative has unexpectedly won... Read more
In a feat that rivals the endurance of Captain America or the persistence of a Nick Fury recruitment drive, Brie Larson’s self-proclaimed “biggest fan” has seen Marvel... Read more
In a move that has left parents everywhere either horrified or secretly nodding in understanding, New York State has just passed a controversial law giving women the option to “abort... Read more
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