Utica, NY — In a baffling and somewhat hilarious turn of events, local mom Jessica Thompson has become the talk of Utica after she publicly claimed that her newborn baby’s dark skin co... Read more
White Student Goes to Extreme Lengths to Get into Harvard CAMBRIDGE, Mass. – A white student has been admitted to Harvard University after going to extreme lengths to pretend to be black. Th... Read more
In a shocking turn of events, a progressive elementary school teacher was left reeling after half of her students decided to detransition over the Christmas vacation. Ms. Willow Evergreen, a... Read more
In a world of rainbows and glitter so bright, Where transgenders shine, with all their might, There’s a tale to be told, both curious and strange, Of dilators and wounds, a medical der... Read more
In what was shaping up to be the pay-per-view event of the century, the much-anticipated cage fight between tech titans Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg has been unexpectedly called off. The re... Read more
Drag Queen Story Time Hour Makes a Topless Twitch on Twitch! In a flamboyant fusion of literature and gaming, Twitch has announced the launch of its new “It’s OK to be Topless... Read more
In a move that has left many a jaw-dropped, the Biden administration has announced plans to install a giant statue of George Floyd in the White House front yard. The statue, which is expecte... Read more
In a move that has educators, parents, and students doing a double-take, New York State has passed legislation requiring a drag queen in every school. Yes, you read that right – alongside ma... Read more
In a turn of events more surprising than finding a mint-condition copy of “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial” for Atari, the “It’s ma’am” GameStop customer has b... Read more
In a turn of events that has both the medical community and Italian chefs worldwide saying, “Wait, what?” transgender women have reportedly started using tomato paste to mimic pe... Read more
Recent Comments