Headline: Trump Indicted After Fumbling Snacks at “Lady Ballers 2” Premiere NEW YORK CITY – In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump was arrested and indicted yesterday for the heinous crime of bringing his o... Read more
White Student Goes to Extreme Lengths to Get into Harvard CAMBRIDGE, Mass. – A white student has been admitted to Harvard University after going to extreme lengths to pretend to be black. The student, who has not been identified, submitted a fra... Read more
Dan Quinn Hired as Seahawks Head Coach, Pretends to Be Black to Help Cowboys Get Draft Pick SEATTLE, WA – The Seattle Seahawks have hired former Dallas Cowboys defensive coordinator Dan Quinn as their new head coach. However, there... Read more
In an unprecedented move that has shaken the foundations of the retail and gaming worlds alike, Walmart has announced that it will be clearing its shelves of all physical games. This bold decision comes hot on the heels of Microsoft and Sony... Read more
Hollywood, Hyrule – In an unprecedented move that has left the gaming community scratching their heads and checking if they’ve somehow stumbled into an alternate reality, Nintendo and Sony Pictures have announced that veteran actor J... Read more
Microsoft’s Next-Gen Xbox to Feature Pronoun Policing, Self-Destructing Discs, and Weekly DNA Checks
**REDMOND, WA –** In what appears to be the most audacious leap in gaming technology, a recent leak has revealed that Microsoft’s next-generation Xbox will come equipped with features that are as innovative as they are invasive. Codenamed... Read more
In a shocking turn of events, a progressive elementary school teacher was left reeling after half of her students decided to detransition over the Christmas vacation. Ms. Willow Evergreen, a self-proclaimed “gender-affirming educator,... Read more
In the latest twist to hit the comic book world, DC Comics has announced the arrival of a new Batman to the streets of Gotham: this time, he’s a black, openly gay man with a flair for both crime-fighting and breaking down barriers. The cap... Read more
In a world of politics, where power resides,Michelle Obama, with surprises she hides.Beneath her poise and grace, a secret untold,A little something extra, a story to unfold. In the White House chambers, where decisions were made,Michelle strutt... Read more
In a world of rainbows and glitter so bright, Where transgenders shine, with all their might, There’s a tale to be told, both curious and strange, Of dilators and wounds, a medical derange. Transgenders, you see, have a special tool, A dil... Read more
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